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2019.06.03Hair tips

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today we gather here to celebrate (read: mourn for) jojo siwa’s hairline

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legends say that if you listen closely you can hear her scalp screaming

im sure without me gg into the details we know that tight ponies can recede your hairline faster than receding waves before a tsunami. but also i need more content so here we go:

“Traction alopecia is recession of the hairline due to chronic traction, or hair pulling, and is characterized by a fringe along the marginal hairline on physical exam. Traction alopecia is mechanical in cause, rather than androgenic, and treatment is typically not pharmaceutical. Management includes cessation of the chronic traction, cosmeses, with surgical restoration reserved for more severe cases.”

tl;dr: your scalp do an owie uwu stwap pulling befowe i caww the police owie it huwts